♥ 61018 — 4 hours ago on 30 Jul 2014 — via kickheart (source)

aresnakesreal:

like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss

♥ 167244 — 4 hours ago on 30 Jul 2014 — via jessicasuenicole (source)
Anonymous inquired:

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

♥ 23167 — 4 hours ago on 30 Jul 2014 — via definitelylucifer (source)
drake & josh
♥ 81719 — 4 hours ago on 30 Jul 2014 — via devil2992 (source)
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richwhitelesbian:

i dont go on skype anymore. chat with me by screaming as loud as you can into the night sky. i will be listening

♥ 322326 — 7 hours ago on 29 Jul 2014 — via missaddamsfamily

ragingpaige:

omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”

♥ 360432 — 7 hours ago on 29 Jul 2014 — via onehaleofanightstand (source)
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magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

♥ 33266 — 8 hours ago on 29 Jul 2014 — via capybaracosette (source)
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♥ 135567 — 13 hours ago on 29 Jul 2014 — via goshdarnpeanutbutter (source)

nancydrewho:

*saves game*

*presses exit game*

"Do you want to save your game before you exit?"

"I should just in case" 

♥ 13021 — 13 hours ago on 29 Jul 2014 — via supernaturalfangirl77 (source)