let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard
let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for
toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
do you ever look back at your mistakes
the good thing about fall out boy is you can play them in the car with your parents and they dont know patrick is cussing or singing about sex because all they hear is werekjwwknzewdown;lngl;uanwncockitglwjrnplg pull it
i realized yesterday that it being the middle of august means that some people are about to be settling into fall weather and changing leaves and cool temperatures but this is a foreign concept to me as i live in the pits of hell and we have 2-3 months left of eternal burning summer before the temperature will dip down to a chilly 70 degrees.
WHY DID THIS GET SO MANY LIKES WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM
how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
Jessie Mueller, taking over Broadway one show at a time.
I want people to know I’m queer but I don’t want to tell people I’m queer you see my problem
i am so offended yall thought i was lying
She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before
She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.
somebody needs to fucking kiss me
"are you wearing the-"
"the chanel boots? yeah i am"