i was in our school play and i was playing hamlet and i just finnished the to be or not to be soliloquy and i did really great but then i tripped and fell and said “woops” and yeah wow embarrassing
i fucked up i fuCKED UP
All the #GangstaBroadway tweets are dedicated to the teachers that thought Twitter would never amount to nothing. If you don’t know, now you know, one of these tweets will be crowned king on tonight’s @midnight.
Drive By Birdie tho.
what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show
My favorite Gordon Ramsay moment is when his food was too slow so he took a jog and then fell asleep
I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”
I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:
I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS
They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number
I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay
and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet
so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”
and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me
i like it so well that for all i can tell i may never come down again