♥ 250 — 6 minutes ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via smileyfacewinkwink (source)
Anonymous inquired:

How did you fuck up?

i was in our school play and i was playing hamlet and i just finnished the to be or not to be soliloquy and i did really great but then i tripped and fell and said “woops” and yeah wow embarrassing

7 minutes ago on 24 Apr 2014

i fucked up i fuCKED UP

1 hour ago on 24 Apr 2014
♥ 1722 — 1 hour ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via paper-cats (source)
♥ 58635 — 1 hour ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via shutupchocolatemilk (source)

popculturebrain:

comedycentral:

All the #GangstaBroadway tweets are dedicated to the teachers that thought Twitter would never amount to nothing. If you don’t know, now you know, one of these tweets will be crowned king on tonight’s @midnight.

Drive By Birdie tho.

♥ 1929 — 1 hour ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via timelady-left-at-the-barricade (source)

dontneedyourheroact:

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show

♥ 57852 — 1 hour ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via beneduck-cucumberpatch (source)

runs-on-ramen:

My favorite Gordon Ramsay moment is when his food was too slow so he took a jog and then fell asleep

♥ 261774 — 20 hours ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via orangutans-on-ice (source)

maverikloki:

deejohnes:

maverikloki:

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

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I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

hence:

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♥ 111002 — 21 hours ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via talkrevolutiontome (source)

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

♥ 58423 — 21 hours ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via queer-enjolras (source)
i like it so well that for all i can tell i may never come down again
♥ 491 — 21 hours ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via curse-you (source)
❝ To is or not to is ❞
— hamlet rough draft probably idk
♥ 28 — 21 hours ago on 24 Apr 2014

nonnegative:

Steve and Bucky

♥ 7621 — 21 hours ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via hotboxthepolicebox (source)

christianborle:

♥ 336 — 21 hours ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via sweeeet-peaa (source)

princeowl:

ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules 

♥ 238909 — 21 hours ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via grantairesathelstan