YOU. MOTHER. FUCKER.
the entire history of our universe came together in such a way that allowed this pun to happen
if you mutually follow me and you don’t like me and have been wanting to unfollow me since the end of time dont hold back, you can unfollow me i don’t make a big deal out of unfollows or broken mutual follows it’s just a website it happens
Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is
im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me
first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit
"YOU TOO, RHODEY!"
tumblr giveaway must be following me
Never trust a person who throws away playbills.
Imagine a version of The Phantom of the Opera where everything’s the same but The Phantom enters every scene like this
Why is the fitness/weight loss community not freaking out over Nicole Polizzi (Snookie)? Look at her. She’s lost well over 40 pounds and is happily gaining muscles and promoting a healthy image and a healthy lifestyle. ALL of these fitness photos of her are from AFTER she had her baby and oooohhh she’s looking fine. Definitely an inspiration to me.
Snookie gettin it
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
judas was creepy as fuck
Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."