mewtwoofficial:

clockworknite:

YOU. MOTHER. FUCKER.

the entire history of our universe came together in such a way that allowed this pun to happen

mewtwoofficial:

clockworknite:

YOU. MOTHER. FUCKER.

the entire history of our universe came together in such a way that allowed this pun to happen

♥ 47110 — 13 seconds ago on 18 Apr 2014 — via barely-functioning-sociopath (source)

unit04:

if you mutually follow me and you don’t like me and have been wanting to unfollow me since the end of time dont hold back, you can unfollow me i don’t make a big deal out of unfollows or broken mutual follows it’s just a website it happens

♥ 23807 — 50 seconds ago on 18 Apr 2014 — via totallynotmisha (source)

raptorific:

Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is

♥ 162057 — 1 minute ago on 18 Apr 2014 — via hopelesstumblerer (source)

fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

♥ 69870 — 1 minute ago on 18 Apr 2014 — via eatmycherrypiedean (source)

iguanabones:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

image

♥ 140114 — 2 minutes ago on 18 Apr 2014 — via partyvevo (source)

egobus:

"YOU TOO, RHODEY!"

♥ 30473 — 2 minutes ago on 18 Apr 2014 — via unattractivedinnertable (source)
♥ 142500 — 3 minutes ago on 18 Apr 2014 — via phantomofthephonebox (source)
♥ 2523 — 4 minutes ago on 18 Apr 2014 — via totallynotmisha (source)
goldicrocs:

tumblr giveaway must be following me

goldicrocs:

tumblr giveaway must be following me

♥ 73460 — 4 minutes ago on 18 Apr 2014 — via aanxietry (source)

ameliuhspond:

Never trust a person who throws away playbills.

♥ 715 — 5 minutes ago on 18 Apr 2014 — via elphabaoftheopera (source)

barbed-wire-barbie:

Imagine a version of The Phantom of the Opera where everything’s the same but The Phantom enters every scene like this

♥ 10349 — 5 minutes ago on 18 Apr 2014 — via phantomofthephonebox (source)

kettlebellsandkittens:

raw-vegan-rabbit:

Why is the fitness/weight loss community not freaking out over Nicole Polizzi (Snookie)? Look at her. She’s lost well over 40 pounds and is happily gaining muscles and promoting a healthy image and a healthy lifestyle. ALL of these fitness photos of her are from AFTER she had her baby and oooohhh she’s looking fine. Definitely an inspiration to me.

Snookie gettin it

♥ 34112 — 6 minutes ago on 18 Apr 2014 — via justa1dblog (source)

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

♥ 7721 — 6 minutes ago on 18 Apr 2014 — via dark-knlght (source)

kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

♥ 48902 — 3 hours ago on 18 Apr 2014 — via slytherinpotionsprincess
♥ 1617 — 3 hours ago on 18 Apr 2014 — via oppsbutterfingers (source)